Modern Family (TV Series)

See You Next Fall (2011)

Sarah Hyland: Haley Dunphy

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• Haley Dunphy : It's very simple, Alex. In order to give a good speech, all you have to do is take a song and say it. Like 'Don't Stop Believing', or 'Get This Party Started'.

  Alex Dunphy : That means nothing.

  Haley Dunphy : Who cares? Nobody wants to think, it's a graduation! A celebration of being done with thinking!

• Alex Dunphy : People want to be challenged. They're gonna respect me for it.

  Haley Dunphy : No one's ever gonna talk to you again.

  Alex Dunphy : So what? Mahatma Gandhi went in a hunger strike for what he believed in.

  Haley Dunphy : That's 'cause no one would eat with him in the cafeteria!

  [Alex stares at her incredulously] 

• Haley Dunphy : You know what? Fine. Give your stupid speech. Be an outcast. But you're only doing it to yourself, because you're smart and pretty, and sort of funny in a way that I don't really get but other people seem to enjoy. So you can either start fresh next year, or be the freak that flipped off her class.

  Alex Dunphy : You really think I'm pretty?

  Haley Dunphy : Shut up!

• Haley Dunphy : If you do this, you'll be a social piranha.

  Alex Dunphy : Yes, I'll be an Amazonian carnivorous fish.

  Haley Dunphy : What?

• Haley Dunphy : You think you have everyone figured out, but everybody has their stuff.

  Alex Dunphy : What stuff do you have? Too many boys chasing after you? Too many parties?

  Haley Dunphy : You really wanna know what stuff I have? I'm flunking out of Biology, and now I have to go to summer school. My friends - all they can ever talk about nowadays is going off to college, and I don't even know if I can get in to college. Is that enough stuff for you?