If you're reading this you too we're drawn here, to imbd, to ask of the universe what we all want to know, those of us who have seen this movie: "Was that even real?"
"What did I just watch?"
"What happened that this movie exists?"
"Was God watching when man, in his arrogance, foisted this magnificent catastrophe into reality?"
"Just what ?"
If you're here reading this review, and by some inconceivable trick of fate you have not seen this movie, do yourself a favor: watch it.
Revel in it.
Savor the bad, because baby that's all she has.
It's worth every excruciating minute.
I have to respectfully disagree with the reviewer who left 5 stars. This film is that bad. It's, possibly, the benchmark for bad itself.
Did Minos pause, before condemning his deformed son to prowl the labyrinth, forever shamed; forever reviled? Did he pause to ask himself, what horror have I unleashed? How great will be my name for this thing I have done? If he did, so must have the creators of Space Thunder Kids.
Don't watch this alone.
It might be my very favorite movie.
1/10.