Family Guy (TV Series)

Foreign Affairs (2011)

Danny Smith: Census Man, Abraham

Quotes 

• Census Man : Okay, and how many people live in your palace?

  Jafar : [with Iago on the head of his staff]  Um, does the bird count?

  Census Man : Does the bird live here?

  Jafar : Yes.

  Census Man : Then, yes, the bird counts.

  Jafar : Uh, okay, two.

  Census Man : Great. What is your primary source of income?

  Jafar : Um, sorcery. And a little from political corruption, but primarily sorcery.

  Census Man : Yeah, I'll just put sorcery. Okay. Um, are you gay, straight, or not sure?

  Jafar : Uh, why are you asking me this?

  Census Man : It's just... I-I don't... I don't write the questions.

  Jafar : I know, it just seems a little personal.

  Census Man : Yeah, I-I understand. You're... you're free not to answer it if that's your choice.

  Jafar : No, no, no, it's okay. You can put "not sure."