Family Guy (TV Series)
Foreign Affairs (2011)
Alec Sulkin: Alien, Driver Ed Instructor
Quotes
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Meg Griffin : Is everything all right?
Peter Griffin : [in a poor disguise] Everything's fine. It's me. I just dressed up like your father to jazz your teachers and get you out of here.
Chris Griffin : What do you mean?
Peter Griffin : I'm taking you out of here. That place is riddled with goat flu, so I'm gonna homeschool you kids.
Chris Griffin : Oh, okay.
Meg Griffin : Dad, where'd you get this car?
Peter Griffin : I borrowed it from Quagmire. He's not home 'cause he got abducted by aliens last night.
Glenn Quagmire : [cut to the bridge of a UFO] So, do you guys just not do the anal probe anymore? Is that...?
Alien : No, that's more or less been retired.
Glenn Quagmire : I see, I see. D-Do you still have the thing?