- SpongeBob SquarePants: [appearing behind Squidward] Why don't you try taking a walk? Works for me.
- Squidward: You know, normally, I jump up and scream when you appear like that. But I'm so tired, I'm just gonna take your stupid advice.
- Bus driver: What some people won't do to cheat the system.
- [Squidward lumbers into SpongeBob's living room with a vacant look on his face]
- Patrick Star: SpongeBob, what's happening?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't know.
- [Squidward's eyelids get heavy. Still standing, he drifts off and starts snoring. SpongeBob forms into the shape of a mattress and quickly catches the octopus, who collapses face first onto him. Muttering in his sleep, Squidward fluffs SpongeBob's eyes like they're pillows]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [compassionately] Aww, the poor guy was just sleepy.
- [In the middle of the audition, Squidward wakes up]
- Squidward: [thinking to himself] What-what's going on? Where am I? I'm at the audition. I'm playing, but I'm not in control. I-I feel like I've been taken over by something.
- [Squidward wanders into the fray of the party with a plate of Krabby Patties and his bottom lip pulled straight up over his nose]
- Squidward: Krabby Patty? Krabby Patty?
- [a dirt-covered little boy runs up to Squidward and starts touching the patties]
- Kid #1: Ooh, ooh, oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
- [Squidward's nose slips out from his bottom lip and he holds the plate away from the boy]
- Squidward: You're contaminating the food! Just pick one.
- [He holds the plate out to the boy again, but the boy sneezes on him. The octopus looks in horror at the plate of Krabby Patties covered in snot. The boy takes a Krabby Patty and runs off, laughing. Squidward shakes himself off]
- Squidward: I've been infected!
- [More children come and munch on the infected Patties. Squidward retches, causing the children to scream]