Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets (2011)
Ashton Kutcher: Walden Schmidt
Quotes
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Jake Harper : I bet you shower every day.
Megan : Jake, we're supposed to be studying for the chemistry midterm.
Jake Harper : I'd rather study our chemistry.
Megan : Lame.
Jake Harper : Really? I thought it was a double entendre.
Walden Schmidt : [coming in] Hey, guys! What are you studying?
Jake Harper : Chemistry.
Walden Schmidt : Cool. Looks like you two have a little... chemistry.
Megan : [giggles] That's so clever!
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Walden Schmidt : [noticing Alan has parked his car in the garage, but the car still makes sounds] Could you turn off the car?
Alan Harper : I just did.
Walden Schmidt : It might need service.
Alan Harper : Sadly, that's where I just came from.
Walden Schmidt : Do you know what's great about my electric car?
Alan Harper : No.
Walden Schmidt : [turns it on. It still doesn't make a sound] I just turned it on.