- SpongeBob SquarePants: Mr. Krabs, what 'cha doin'?
- Mr. Krabs: Oh ahoy, SpongeBob! I was just using some old toothpaste I found to patch up this small hole in the wall.
- Squidward: [interrupts] Good thing you didn't hire a professional to do that.
- Mr. Krabs: And why is that, Mr. Squidward?
- Squidward: Because then you'd only get to repair it once.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs both blink] So, what flavor is it?
- Mr. Krabs: It-it-it's just a hole in the wall, boy. It doesn't have a flavor.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: No, I mean the toothpaste!
- Mr. Krabs: Oh. Well I think it's...
- Squidward: [turning to the viewer after getting yelled in his ear] I'm not kidding, you know. That really did hurt. A lot.
- Male Fish #1: Ah, darn it! Now there's a line!
- Plankton: [pops back up from getting run over and shakes his fist] Watch where you're goin', old man! This is the second time!
- Male Fish #1: I'm too old to wait in lines!
- [reverses his car and runs Plankton over again]
- Plankton: [tries to raise a Chum Nugget] Chum Nuggets. Get 'em before... my arm falls off.
- Plankton: Now, I'll be able to get a Krabby Patty the simplest way possible-by ordering one.
- [he cackles and clears his throat, then tries to place an order]
- Plankton: Um, I would like to order one Krabby Patty, please. Uh, extremely secret formula.
- [he notices he's too small to be heard]
- Plankton: Hello? Is this stupid thing on?
- Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward, any customers?
- Squidward: None that I can hear.
- Mr. Krabs: [looks out the window] Oh, here comes one now.
- Plankton: [he tries to redirect the oncoming customer] Hey! Hey! Go around! Go around!
- [he gets run over and screams]
- Male Fish #1: [talks into the drive-thru megaphone] A large Krabby Patty with fries, please.
- Squidward: With fries. Got it. We'll have that right out to ya, sir.
- Male Fish #1: What? You're closed! Now she tells me!
- [drives off]
- Squidward: [hands a bag out the window] There you are, sir. The ketchup's in the-
- [he notices there's no-one there]
- Squidward: Did somebody order a Krabby Patty?
- [Plankton raises his hand]
- Squidward: Nobody, huh? Okay, I'll just toss it in the trash.