Ted Lasso (TV Series)

La Locker Room Aux Folles (2023)

Hannah Waddingham: Rebecca Welton

Quotes 

• Rebecca Welton : [bursts into gym]  Oi! Kent! Get your hairy arse into my office. Now!

  [turns around and leaves gym] 

  Roy Kent : [silence, followed by players chuckling, whistling, and saying ooh!]  Every single one of your knows my arse isn't hairy. Yet none of you spoke up. And I will never forgive you.

  [leaves gym] 

  Isaac McAdoo : He's right. We're cowards.

  [silence] 

  Isaac McAdoo : Now, if she was talking about Richard's butt...

• Rebecca Welton : What do you want, Roy? Hm? What do you really want?

  Roy Kent : I just want to be left alone.

  Rebecca Welton : Oh bullshit, Roy! You want way more than that! You're just so convinced that you don't deserve anything good in your life that you'd rather eat a bowl of shit soup and then complain about the portions. Get out of your own way, man. Cause this whole woe is me thing you've got going on is just fucking ponderous.

• Roy Kent : Is that all?

  Rebecca Welton : Yeah, that's it. For now.