Ted Lasso (TV Series)

La Locker Room Aux Folles (2023)

Billy Harris: Colin Hughes

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Quotes 

• Isaac McAdoo : Is top or bottom sex positions or sleeping arrangements?

  Colin Hughes : Sexual positions. Unless bunk beds are involved. Then it's both.

  Isaac McAdoo : Would you ever shag a woman?

  Colin Hughes : No. I'm gay.

  Isaac McAdoo : I know, but what if you had to?

  Colin Hughes : 1967 Raquel Welch.

  Isaac McAdoo : My man. Who's the fittest guy on the team?

  Colin Hughes : I won't tell you, and you'd never guess.

  Isaac McAdoo : Bumbercatch.

  Colin Hughes : [surprised]  Yes!

  Isaac McAdoo : How about team showers? How does that work?

  Colin Hughes : I keep my head down, and I think of global warming.

  Isaac McAdoo : Yeah, well, if I had to shower with a bunch of girls all the time, I'd defo get boners.

  Colin Hughes : [laughs]  I love you, boyo.

  [pause] 

  Colin Hughes : You can't say it, can you?

  Isaac McAdoo : No... but you know I do, yeah?

• Colin Hughes : [answers the door]  Hey.

  Isaac McAdoo : You lied to me. For years.

  [hesitates] 

  Isaac McAdoo : What is it about me that made me think you couldn't tell me?

  Colin Hughes : No, it was nothing to do with you. It was about me. I was 99% sure that you'd support me. But the 1% chance that you wouldn't scared the shit out of me.

  Isaac McAdoo : [pause]  I don't know how you did it. I can't keep a secret for shit.

  Colin Hughes : I know. Another reason I didn't tell you. I mean, I hid it from people for years, and the second you find out, I didn't last a month.

  [both men laugh slightly] 

  Isaac McAdoo : I'm sorry, bruv. You gonna tell everyone now?

  Colin Hughes : No. The team knows, and that's enough for me.

  Isaac McAdoo : And no one's gonna say shit. I promise.

  [turns to leave] 

  Colin Hughes : Wanna come in?

  Isaac McAdoo : Yeah, all right.