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Hot zip-less sex (mixed-combo style) is departure for Sweet Sinner
lor_27 July 2015
Nica Noelle created the Canadian porn label Sweet Sinner (alongside lesbian label Sweetheart) to spotlight naturalistic realistic sex, aiming at the couples market. As its title suggests THE COUGAR CLUB marks a departure from the formula, as the protagonists are interested in "wham bam, thank you ma'am" liaisons.

For this one the boys get top billing for a change as fancy earrings-wearing Dane Cross opens the movie unable to get his 19-year-old girlfriend Wendy Breeze to put out -she'd rather watch a dumb movie on TV than give him a tumble. (Wendy is a familiar star from Nica's lesbian videos, so I assumed that might be the reason for her reluctance).

Wendy's brother Dick pops in and offers Dane advice: go to a bar called Club Cougar and build your confidence up by banging a MILF, who are easy to pick up there. He relates an anecdote how recently that did the trick for him.

First sex vignette is a flashback of Dick James at the bar, picking up Randi James (no relation -remember he's related to Wendy Breeze -anything to confuse us fans) with eye contact -no words are spoken. She takes him to her colorfully decorated bedroom and a torrid mixed-combo session commences. Although the DVD back cover shows Randi giving him a blow job this never happens - instead they go to cunniligus and intercourse with Randi heating up the screen with her closed-eyes loud orgasms. She is so obviously pleased it is clear how this got Dick's confidence (and dick) up.

Dane is convinced and heads to the same bar where Elexis Monroe is sitting, in an uncredited cameo. But it is Randi again who makes the move, and takes Dane to that same bedroom for a thorough session, her veins popping on her forehead such is her intensity in the sack. Dane plays little Mr. Innocent for a while, but participates with gusto. Dick knocks on the bedroom door, seeking a second helping from Randi, and when he enters and catches them just finished having sex all three are embarrassed.

Plot thickens when back home Wendy grills brother Dick on why Dane hasn't phoned her in two days and he confesses the advice about MILFs he gave his buddy. She's pretty angry. Both guys, however, are thrilled with their exploits and head back to Club Cougar, where Dick shows Dane his technique, using lame lines on Melissa Monet, but when she feels his crotch he's home free. She also has a torrid mixed-combo scene with him, including a quality blow job. NOTE: IMDb recently reclassified Monet under an alternate (real??) name, which makes no sense since all her credits are under her stage name MM. This is a practice they've adopted in many instances, including Katsumi/Katsuni, which is ridiculous and confusing -I keep waiting for all of Tony Curtis's credits to be listed under "Bernard Schwartz (as Tony Curtis)".

Finale comes off as an anti-climax, as Wendy heads to the club and finds Dane with guest star (uncredited) Indigo Sweet (I also identified her from Nica's lesbian videos), who steals the film briefly delivering some apt and sarcastic advice, noting that while the boys are laughing about their MILF conquests, the women are mocking them as losers & trolls. Bartender is another uncredited player, Nica's frequent crew member Cry Baby (John Wilkes).

Wendy's instant change of heart ends the video with reverse mixed-combo action, well-executed by both her and Dane but lacking in passion or romance.

That demonstrates the danger of mixing sub-genres. Had Noelle made a star- crossed romance of interracial lovers Dane and Wendy, that would have a different tone, but instead we have the bulk of the action devoted to "no names please" humping by MILFs with young men, which clashes with the sweet happy ending. Series continued with formidable cougar Teri Weigel taking center stage.

Both Jameses, Randi and Dick are impressive here, though latter's career has been almost exclusively gonzo as well as including Gay epics early on.
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