2 Broke Girls (TV Series)

Pilot (2011)

Garrett Morris: Earl

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Quotes 

• Earl : You might as well be a night maid in the Schwarzenegger house.

  Caroline Channing : What?

  Earl : You've been screwed.

• Earl : My little cupcake brought me a cupcake. Let me pay you for that.

  Max Black : Oh no no no, it's on the house. It's your birthday. How old are you going to be?

  Earl : Seventy-five.

  Max Black : Oh Earl, if you were just three years younger.

• Earl : That girl is working harder than Stephen Hawking putting on a pair of cufflinks.