Royal Pains (TV Series)

Rash Talk (2011)

Brooke D'Orsay: Paige Collins

Quotes 

• Paige Collins : Hello, Mr. Postman.

  Evan R. Lawson : Hi. So I'm the postman? All right, what does that make you? Are you the mail? Are you a dog? Am I trying to open you? Are you running after me? Just tell me what to do. What do- what do- what do I do?

  Paige Collins : For every sack of mail you go through, I will grant you a wish.

  Evan R. Lawson : [pulling the nearest pile of mail towards him]  Discard. Discard. Keep. Discard.

  Paige Collins : Wow, you respond well to bribery.

  Evan R. Lawson : Yeah, Hank was the good son. Me? Not so much. My mom actually used to bribe me to do chores and homework with Zwix Sticky Stix. This is, uh, a lot better, by the way.