Todd and the Book of Pure Evil (TV Series)

2 Girls, 1 Tongue (2012)

Alex House: Todd Smith

Quotes 

• Jenny Kolinsky , Hannah B. Williams , Curtis Weaver , Charlotte , Todd Smith : [singing]  Love is Heaven, Love is Hell. Will these feelings last? Only time will tell.

• Todd Smith : [singing]  I can't fight it, don't wanna hide it, being horny makes me horny!

• [first lines] 

  Jenny Kolinsky : Ok, we need some new ideas gang, and fast.

  Todd Smith : I've got an awesome idea: You. Me. Brainstorming ideas. This weekend.

  Jenny Kolinsky : Ok yeah. Except, instead of you and me, let's make it the four of us. And instead of this weekend, let's make it right now.

  Todd Smith : That's a weird date?

  Jenny Kolinsky : It's not a date. That's the point.

• Hannah B. Williams : [singing]  Let's put an end to this sordid mess, let's have ourselves a "Curtis Test".

  Jenny Kolinsky : Curtis question number one: His favorite heavy metal song?

  [Hannah and Charlotte are silent] 

  Jenny Kolinsky : Witches and Bitches is the answer, name of the band is Satan has Cancer.

  Todd Smith : What is Curtis's middle name? Richard, Roger, John, or James?

  Charlotte : James!

  Hannah B. Williams : John?

  Todd Smith : Oh, too bad, what a shame. Curtis doesn't have a middle name.

  Curtis Weaver : My parent's couldn't be bothered, but I am fond of the name Roger.

  Jenny Kolinsky : Final question, number three: Curtis is failing Science, Math, or History?

  Charlotte : Math!

  Hannah B. Williams : Science?

  Jenny Kolinsky : Answer is: he's failing all three!

  Curtis Weaver : [singing]  Guess it's community college for me. Yeah!

  Todd Smith : [singing]  How are we ever gonna find out, who's the Phantom and who's not?

  Charlotte : [Screams] 

  Charlotte : [singing]  I admit it! I'm the real phantom!

  Charlotte : [spoken]  I can't take any more singing! I fucking hate musicals!