Todd and the Book of Pure Evil (TV Series)
2 Girls, 1 Tongue (2012)
Melanie Leishman: Hannah B. Williams
Quotes
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Jenny Kolinsky , Hannah B. Williams , Curtis Weaver , Charlotte , Todd Smith : [singing] Love is Heaven, Love is Hell. Will these feelings last? Only time will tell.
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Hannah B. Williams : [singing] Let's put an end to this sordid mess, let's have ourselves a "Curtis Test".
Jenny Kolinsky : Curtis question number one: His favorite heavy metal song?
[Hannah and Charlotte are silent]
Jenny Kolinsky : Witches and Bitches is the answer, name of the band is Satan has Cancer.
Todd Smith : What is Curtis's middle name? Richard, Roger, John, or James?
Charlotte : James!
Hannah B. Williams : John?
Todd Smith : Oh, too bad, what a shame. Curtis doesn't have a middle name.
Curtis Weaver : My parent's couldn't be bothered, but I am fond of the name Roger.
Jenny Kolinsky : Final question, number three: Curtis is failing Science, Math, or History?
Charlotte : Math!
Hannah B. Williams : Science?
Jenny Kolinsky : Answer is: he's failing all three!
Curtis Weaver : [singing] Guess it's community college for me. Yeah!
Todd Smith : [singing] How are we ever gonna find out, who's the Phantom and who's not?
Charlotte : [Screams]
Charlotte : [singing] I admit it! I'm the real phantom!
Charlotte : [spoken] I can't take any more singing! I fucking hate musicals!