Todd and the Book of Pure Evil (TV Series)

The Student Body (2011)

Alex House: Todd Smith

Quotes 

• Atticus Murphy Jr. : I'm gonna destroy your little Gang!

  Todd Smith : There is no Gang anymore. It's just me and you. And I'm gonna find the Book before you do, and then I'm gonna kick your ass!

  Atticus Murphy Jr. : Believe me, my ass can take a lot of pounding.

  Todd Smith : [confused]  I didn't say "pound", I said "kick"

  Atticus Murphy Jr. : Same thing

  Todd Smith : No... it really isn't.

  Atticus Murphy Jr. : Yeah... it is.

  Todd Smith : Fine. Have it your way, I'm still gonna find the Book before you do.

  [walks away] 

  Atticus Murphy Jr. : [calling after Todd]  Oh, I'll find the Book before you Todd Smith! And I'll be waiting with anticipation for that ass-pounding.

• Todd Smith : Hey, at least they don't call her margarine.

  The Student Body : Huh?

  Todd Smith : Because she "spreads easy".