- Atticus Murphy Jr.: I'm gonna destroy your little Gang!
- Todd Smith: There is no Gang anymore. It's just me and you. And I'm gonna find the Book before you do, and then I'm gonna kick your ass!
- Atticus Murphy Jr.: Believe me, my ass can take a lot of pounding.
- Todd Smith: [confused] I didn't say "pound", I said "kick"
- Atticus Murphy Jr.: Same thing
- Todd Smith: No... it really isn't.
- Atticus Murphy Jr.: Yeah... it is.
- Todd Smith: Fine. Have it your way, I'm still gonna find the Book before you do.
- [walks away]
- Atticus Murphy Jr.: [calling after Todd] Oh, I'll find the Book before you Todd Smith! And I'll be waiting with anticipation for that ass-pounding.
- Todd Smith: Hey, at least they don't call her margarine.
- The Student Body: Huh?
- Todd Smith: Because she "spreads easy".