- Juliet Van Heusen: You know, the last time I saw you I made you turn into a wolf forever.
- Mason Greyback: And I made you turn old and hobble off into the woods.
- Juliet Van Heusen: No hard feelings then?
- Mason Greyback: Water under the bridge.
- Juliet Van Heusen: [Grabbing one of Mason's pom poms] GO JUSTIN!
- Mason Greyback: [Taking back the pom pom] GO ALEX!
- Chancellor Tootietootie: As you know, for centuries we've been choosing one sibling from each family to be a wizard for life - crushing the dreams of the others. It's a fun night everybody. Tonight we find out which one of the Russos will be the Last Wizard Standing.
- Theresa Russo: He's studied the hardest. He's stuck by the rules. My son hasn't been a stick-in-the-mud all these years for nothing.
- Jerry Russo: I'm rooting for Alex. I mean she's defeated the dark angels, save the world from an asteroid, plus Justin can *easily* get a job if he doesn't win - we'd be stuck with her forever.
- Jerry Russo: I'm selling the business
- Justin Russo: What? Why?
- Jerry Russo: Well, I always loved the Substation because it was a family business. But we're not much of a family anymore.
- [Jerry leaves]
- Alex Russo: Well, dad, aren't you rushing into this? Wha - dad?
- Max Russo: Mom, what's going to happen?
- Theresa Russo: I don't know. But your father is... heartbroken.
- Alex Russo: Max, will you forgive me too?
- Max Russo: Alex, of course I forgive you. Any sister of Justin's is a sister of mine... None of you can say that didn't make sense.
- Jerry Russo: Now *this* is my family.
- Harper Finkle: Yeah, a bunch of people selling barely edible food to an unsuspecting public. Ah, those are the Russos I know.
- Justin Russo: [as Alex tries to free Justin from a tree root he's stuck on] What are you doing?
- Alex Russo: I don't want to win this way.
- Justin Russo: [to Alex] I think you're the one who deserves this.
- Professor Crumbs: Is this true, Alex?
- Alex Russo: Justin...
- Justin Russo: It's okay, you deserve this more than anyone. I um, think you're going to make a great wizard.
- Jerry Russo: How often does Uncle Kelbo come around? A couple times a year. Aunt Megan - never. You know why? Because we let the competition come between us. Promise you'll stick together no matter who becomes the family wizard.
- Justin Russo: I promise, dad.
- Alex Russo: I promise.
- Max Russo: I promise.
- Jerry Russo: Not to me - to yourselves.
- Justin Russo: Okay. Okay. She's stuck in griffin spit. That's what they do to hold food for their hatchlings.
- Harper Finkle: Ew ew ew.
- Max Russo: [Tasting the substance] Yep, that's griffin - bird with a hint of cat.
- Professor Crumbs: I am deeply saddened that it has come to this, but the Russo line of wizards will end forever.
- Alex Russo: Professor Crumbs...
- Professor Crumbs: Your wands please.
- Max Russo: I can't believe this. I-I-I prepared myself - knowing that the next time I walked through that portal, one of us would be the family wizard - not none of us would be the family wizard.
- Justin Russo: And not just us - any Russo from now on. Alex just cut down our family tree and *burned* it!
- Alex Russo: I told you I though we would come back in time.
- Theresa Russo: Come on, Justin. Now's not the time to point fingers.
- Jerry Russo: Remember you promised each other not to let the competition come between you.
- Justin Russo: There is no competition. So the deal's off - because of *her*.
- Chancellor Tootietootie: Somebody want to check on Justin's buzzer?
- Justin Russo: [Justin hits his buzzer] It's working.
- Chancellor Tootietootie: Evem more embarrassing.
- Jerry Russo: That's my girl, the Russo family wizard.
- Theresa Russo: We were this close to becoming a normal family.