Supernatural (TV Series)
The Slice Girls (2012)
Jared Padalecki: Sam Winchester
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Quotes
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Sam Winchester : Bobby was right. Your head's not in it, man. When Cass died you were wobbly, but now...
Dean Winchester : Now what? Oh, what, you're dealing with this so perfect? Yeah! News flash, pal. You're just as screwed up as I am! You're just... bigger.
Sam Winchester : ....What?
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Professor Morrison : Is the FBI offering suitable remuneration?
Sam Winchester : The respect of a grateful nation.
Dean Winchester : And a good word with the I.R.S.
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Dean Winchester : I'll admit, it could be in the general vicinity of the ballpark of our kind of thing.
Sam Winchester : Yeah, uh, "didn't match anything human" usually seals the deal for me.
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Sam Winchester : Neighbor said the vic's wife caught him cheating.
Dean Winchester : Yeah, but we're not thinking it's the wife.
Sam Winchester : Not unless she benches 350 and did the other guys as a warm-up.
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Sam Winchester : Four guys murdered in two weeks, hands and feet cut off.
Dean Winchester : Well, some guy with a foot fetish run amuck.
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Professor Morrison : It's fascinating.
Sam Winchester : What's it say?
Professor Morrison : Oh, I haven't gotten there yet. The paper is handmade. A cellulose, rather like papyrus, which would explain its durability.
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Dean Winchester : I'll go undercover, go mingle amongst the locals, and see what kind of clues bubble to the surface.
Sam Winchester : You're going to a bar.
Dean Winchester : Wow. If you want to oversimplify it.
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Sam Winchester : Besides, it's in Greek. Nobody reads Greek.
Dean Winchester : Yeah, except Greeks.
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Professor Morrison : Wherever did you get it?
Sam Winchester : Uh, uh, uh a crazy drunk old genius.
Professor Morrison : Yeah, they always have the good stuff.
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Dean Winchester : Where'd you find this guy?
Sam Winchester : He's supposed to be a top expert in his field.
Dean Winchester : Yeah, well, when his field includes things that go bump in the night, he's gonna be worth the breath we just wasted.
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Dean Winchester : Why hasn't she called?
Sam Winchester : Who? Lydia?
[Scoffs]
Sam Winchester : Wait, so some girl's actually dumping *you* the morning after?
Dean Winchester : I think you're enjoying this a little more than you need to.
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Professor Morrison : The FBI isn't paying me enough for this.
Sam Winchester : All right. I'll sweeten the deal. We'll remove your wiretap.
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Sam Winchester : It makes sense why the Amazons all want to hook up with decent-looking, successful guys.
Dean Winchester : Oh, they're picky about the gene pool?
Sam Winchester : Right. So... What was Lydia doing with you?
Dean Winchester : Well, she may or may not have thought I was a rich investment banker.
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Dean Winchester : Lydia's handing this kid who's calling her mommy over to these two women, right? But this is not a baby. No, no, this kid's got to be 5. And same name -- Emma.
Sam Winchester : You know, George Foreman named all his sons George.
Dean Winchester : Are you deliberately messing with me?
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Dean Winchester : I left Bobby's flask over at Lydia's.
Sam Winchester : Lydia?
Dean Winchester : My workout partner from last night. Now I've got to go get it.
Sam Winchester : So, not only do you know her name, you're actually gonna call her?
Dean Winchester : Bite me.
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Dean Winchester : I know Bobby's got a Grecian encyclopedia of weird in here. I saw it last time I was looking through this stupid... Would it kill him to have a system?
Sam Winchester : He had a system. His files are set up like his brain.
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Dean Winchester : I was at her place, man. There was no playpens, no blankets, no rubber ducks.
Sam Winchester : Right. Like you would have been focused on that kind of thing.
Dean Winchester : Hey, dude, that's the first thing you notice. Red flags.