Supernatural (TV Series)
Out with the Old (2012)
Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester
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Quotes
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Sam Winchester : It doesn't matter where I go Dean. Lucifer will not shut up.
Dean Winchester : Even now?
Sam Winchester : He's singing Stairway to Heaven right now.
Dean Winchester : Good song.
Sam Winchester : Not fifty times in a row.
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Dean Winchester : Dancers. They are toe shoes full of crazy.
Sam Winchester : And you would know this how?
Dean Winchester : I saw Black Swan. Twice. Hot tutu-on-tutu action. Come on, Sam, what's wrong with you?
Sam Winchester : Wow. The depths of your...
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Dean Winchester : Frank, hey, I don't mean to double-dip in your crazy sauce. No offense.
Frank Devereaux : None taken, Fudge Pop.
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Frank Devereaux : [on phone] You know, I could be in Tromso right now. Zero Leviathan activity in Tromso.
Dean Winchester : Where the hell is Tromso?
Frank Devereaux : Norway, ya moron!
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Dean Winchester : Frank, tell me you got something.
Frank Devereaux : No, I'm calling with the Lakers-Celtics score.
Dean Winchester : What?
Frank Devereaux : Of course I got something.
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Sam Winchester : [about the cursed ballet slippers] Do they... look like they're... your size?
Dean Winchester : Shut up.
[Tenses up]
Sam Winchester : Wait, are you-...
Dean Winchester : Getting the strong urge to Prince Siegfried myself into oblivion? Yes.
Sam Winchester : You really did see "Black Swan."
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Dean Winchester : Listen to me, you gooey son of a bitch. You're gonna tell us what you're building here, or I'm gonna wash your mouth out with soap.
[Looks at bucket of Borax]
George : Well, I was hoping we could play nice.
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Frank Devereaux : You were trying to access the Geothrive internal site, and the reason why you couldn't is 'cause if you dig down deep, it's all Dick.
Dean Winchester : Yeah, well, that'd be helpful if you didn't say that about everything.
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Frank Devereaux : If I were you, I'd get out of Dodge, pronto.
Dean Winchester : People are dying here, Frank.
Frank Devereaux : Sure, every second. Check the obesity stats. That town ain't nothin' special.
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Dean Winchester : Are you all right?
Sam Winchester : You know, they say that sleep deprivation is an "enhanced interrogation technique"?
Dean Winchester : Yeah.
Sam Winchester : Trust me, it's torture.
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Dean Winchester : We're lookin' at a big, old giant nesting doll of Dick,
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Dean Winchester : Hey. Got the porn. Just in time, too.
Sam Winchester : What was he doing?
Dean Winchester : Like you said, you don't want to know.
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Dean Winchester : I hit a firewall when I tried to access its site. You think you can crack it?
Frank Devereaux : Can a dog play poker?
Dean Winchester : I don't...
Frank Devereaux : The answer is "yes."
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Dean Winchester : You're the lady from the real-estate signs.
Joyce Bicklebee : Yes. You like my photo?
Dean Winchester : Oh, you might want to lay off the whitening strips.
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Sam Winchester : Look, Scott. These big mouths don't like to leave loose ends.
Dean Winchester : So don't you look back till you get someplace where you don't speak the language.
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Sam Winchester : [Tracking down cursed objects] We got a gramophone sold to Brenda Gluck, 413 River Street, and a vintage gentleman's magazine sold to Peter Yankit, 27 Johnson Lane.
Dean Winchester : [Considers this] You know, I wonder how old porn kills you.
Sam Winchester : Pretty sure you don't want to know.
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Frank Devereaux : When did you become the boss of me? You don't like what I'm doing, you can stick it right up your Montana.
Dean Winchester : All right, all right, all right. Take it easy, Frank.
Frank Devereaux : Oh, and another thing...
[Hangs up]
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Dean Winchester : I hear they have good coffee in Portland.
Sam Winchester : Dude, that's Seattle.
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Sam Winchester : You okay there, Baryshnikov?
Dean Winchester : Yeah.. Yeah, I'm "pas de done".
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Dean Winchester : What, are you going for, like, the Guinness record of caffeine consumption? That's like your fifth this morning.
Sam Winchester : Yeah, well, every time I close my eyes, Lucifer is yelling into my head. It's like I let him in once, now I can't get rid of him.
Dean Winchester : You know he's not actually...
Sam Winchester : Yeah. Yeah, no. I know. Uh, try telling that to the volume control inside my brain.
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Dean Winchester : Monsters cure cancer. A sentence I never thought I'd say. Why does it make me so nervous?