Quotes
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Jerry Rand : You came into this marriage with nothing.
Eileen Rand : Except love.
Jerry Rand : Bringing up love at a divorce proceeding is childish.
Eileen Rand : Screwing every blonde that opens her legs for you is also childish. I guess that makes both of us children.
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Eileen Rand : Who do you want to direct?
Julia Houston : [laughing] We're still working on the songs... and the book is all over the place.
Eileen Rand : Because Derek Wills is available.
Tom Levitt : Great! Or I could just gouge my own eyes out.
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Derek Wills : Tom Levitt? He's a nightmare.
Eileen Rand : Well, let's just try one number, see if everyone can get along...
Derek Wills : I'm sorry, they want me to audition? You've got to be kidding.
Eileen Rand : No, they don't want you at all. I want you.
Derek Wills : Eileen, be real. For me to audition, Marilyn herself would have to pop out of that envelope and do me right here.
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Derek Wills : The guy's a nightmare.
Eileen Rand : There is a certain lack of chemistry between you and Tom.
Derek Wills : All that fawning over the actress. Gay men piss me off.
Eileen Rand : That's an unfortunate position to take in the American theater.