Eureka (TV Series)

Smarter Carter (2012)

Kavan Smith: Deputy Andy 2.0

Quotes 

• Jack Carter : What the hell is a reproductive clause?

  Deputy Andy 2.0 : Well, boss, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

• Deputy Andy 2.0 : Sheriff, Doctor Blake, I now pronounce you formally acknowledged by the U.S. Department of Defense as legally joined in holy matrimony as defined by section 8.7 in the...

  S.A.R.A.H. : What he meant to say was, "You may now kiss the bride."

  Jack Carter : Now that I understood.

  [Kisses Allison] 

• Jack Carter : Did you know there are 42 police codes associated with trespassing? That's excessive! And six,*six* governing juggling.

  Deputy Andy 2.0 : Uh, that's right. Uh, put into effect in 1987 after an unfortunate plasma torch accident.