- Britney: Hey, I'm Britney and this is my house. And I have my friends here and were shooting a documentary about the Blair Witch this weekend.
- Britney: The legend of the Blair Witch has long been a part of history in this region for over 2 centuries. The legend has grown throughout the years. The story began sometime in the late 1600's when a group of young citizens of the township of Blair accused Ellie Kenward of luring them into her home to draw blood from them.
- Daisy: Mmm, was she hot?
- Britney: Cut the shit, Daisy. I'm doing the intro slate.
- Britney: [crying] I want to apologize to everybody's families. I was so naive. This is all my fault because it was my project that I insisted on doing. And whatever happens to everybody tonight, this'll be all my fault. Because this was my project. It was my documentary. I love you, Mom. And Dad.
- Britney: I said there's probably somebody out there fucking with us. It's probably some fucking asshole. We're fine.