Glee (TV Series)

The Spanish Teacher (2012)

Naya Rivera: Santana Lopez

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Quotes 

• Will Schuester : It was you. You're the one who complained to Principal Figgins about me.

  Santana Lopez : Yeah. And I'd do it all over again after that performance.

  Will Schuester : You're messing with adult things here, Santana. This is my job. This is my life!

  Santana Lopez : This is my education and it's not a joke to me, although it seems to be one to you.

  Will Schuester : What are you talking about? They all loved my performance.

  Santana Lopez : Because they don't know any better, and it's your fault! You're their teacher. You went from la cucaracha to a bullfighting mariachi? Why not just dress up as the Taco Bell chihuahua and bark the theme song to Dora the Explorer? You don't even know enough to be embarrassed about these stereotypes that you're perpetuating.

  Will Schuester : That's not fair!

  Santana Lopez : Isn't it?

• Santana Lopez : What did you want to be when you grew up? I mean, why did you become a Spanish teacher, Mr. Shue?

  Will Schuester : Because... it was the only teaching position open at the time.

  Santana Lopez : I want to remind you of something that an amazing teacher once taught me. Without passion, you can't succeed.

  Will Schuester : Who taught you that?

  Santana Lopez : You did. And you do - when you teach Glee.

• Sue Sylvester : [to Santana]  Hold it right there, Sandbacks. You and I need to have a serious chat. Now I realize when I chose Becky as co-captain for the Cheerios, it might have rubbed you the wrong way.

  Santana Lopez : Wanky.

• Sue Sylvester : [to Santana]  You lodged a complaint about my teaching tactics with Principal Figgins, possibly derailing my bid for tenure just when I'm trying to have a baby!

  Santana Lopez : A baby? With whose vagina?