Superman & Lois (TV Series)
Worlds War Bizarre (2022)
Jordan Elsass: Jonathan Kent, Bizarro Jonathan Kent
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Quotes
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Kyle Cushing : Well, you did it, Lana. I mean, that entire room was set to go off, and, uh, you played it exactly right.
Lana Lang Cushing : Well, I did have a little help.
Kyle Cushing : You looked like a mayor to me.
Lana Lang Cushing : Um, I'm gonna go track Sarah down, and then let's meet at home, okay?
Kyle Cushing : Yeah, I'll see you there.
Lana Lang Cushing : Bye, sweets!
Sophie Cushing : Bye, Mom!
Lana Lang Cushing : I'll see you very soon.
Sophie Cushing : See you!
[as Lana heads back into the school, her Bizarro counterpart lands outside with Bizarro Jonathan]
Superman : [they hear him from inside] We should get going, check in on John Henry and Natalie.
Bizarro Jonathan Kent : [speaking backwards] They're here.
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Bizarro Jonathan Kent : [easily defeating the powerless Superman] Come on, at least put up a fight.
Jonathan Kent : Leave him alone!
Bizarro Jonathan Kent : What are you gonna do, cry about it?
[as Sam draws his gun, Bizarro Jonathan uses his freeze vision on it, causing Sam to drop it]
Bizarro Jonathan Kent : Too slow in both worlds, Gramps.
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Lois Lane : [after Bizarro Lana attacked the farm] I came as soon as I heard. Are you okay?
Jordan Kent : Yeah, I'm fine, except for almost letting Dad get killed.
Lois Lane : That is not your fault.
Jonathan Kent : Yeah, at least you have powers to help.
Jordan Kent : Yeah, well, that almost makes it worse. You were out there. She totally kicked my ass.
Lois Lane : Jordan, it is not your job to protect your dad from people with powers.
Jordan Kent : Yeah, well, it's a good thing, 'cause I can't.
Jonathan Kent : None of us can.
Jordan Kent : What if she comes back? What are we gonna do?
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Lois Lane : [surviving an assault from Bizarro Lana and Bizarro Jonathan] You guys okay?
Jonathan Kent : Relative to what?
Clark Kent : You did real good.
Jordan Kent : It's Nat that saved us.
Lois Lane : Where is Nat?
Jordan Kent : [hearing an ELT-like warbling] Found her.
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Superman : You're not gonna hurt my family.
Bizarro Jonathan Kent : [laughing] What are you gonna do about it? You don't have powers.
General Sam Lane : Son, you don't have to do this.
Lois Lane : You are better than this.
Bizarro Jonathan Kent : No, not yet, but I will be. You know, all of us will. Except you. That's the irony, isn't it? If my dad were alive, you two could've merged. You could've fixed him. You could've made him whole. But I guess since he's dead, you might as well be, too.