The Return of Keef (2005 Podcast Episode)

Richard Steven Horvitz: Zim

Quotes 

• Dib : Subject Woozly: possible werewolf or-HEY!

  [Dib gets covered in a blue liquid] 

  Zim : HAH! Prepare for the end, Dib! You've just been splashed with my most diabolical creation EVER!

  Dib : AAARGH! IT BURNS! I'M MELTING!

  Zim : Wait... that's not what it does.

  Dib : Oh, oh yeah. So what DOES it do?

  Zim : It causes anyone who gets happy to blow up! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!

  Dib : But I'm NEVER that happy, especially when I'm covered in goo.

  Zim : You may have won the war, Dib, but you have not won the... the thing bigger than war. I will create more happy popping juice and sneak up on you when you're happy!

  Dib : I won't be happy until you're destroyed!

  Zim : NEVER! NEVERRR! AAAAGH!