Nice Guys (2010)
Jonathan Perkins: Martin Callahan
Quotes
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Nick Cameron : You're getting pretty good at that Chubs, had a few lonely nights there?
Ralph Chubbles : You wouldn't believe how much ass I've gotten.
Martin Callahan : Sure princess.
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Ralph Chubbles : I didn't know we had a bedtime after college?
Martin Callahan : We didn't, but lucky for us we came home.
Ralph Chubbles : What the hell does that mean?
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Pat North : It's just, she won't...
Martin Callahan : Oh, I got ya.
Pat North : No, it's just, she won't say "I love you".
Martin Callahan : Can't help you there.
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Pat North : Martin, you are an enigma. You must do real well with the ladies.
Martin Callahan : Hey, the ladies love a good mystery.
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Ralph Chubbles : Yeah, it kicked ass last year!
[Two attractive girls walk by]
Ralph Chubbles : Speaking of ass.
Martin Callahan : Speaking of ass.
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Martin Callahan : I don't think she wants to be another notch on Chub's bed post.
Ralph Chubbles : Hey, shut the hell up Martin!
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Martin Callahan : Just take her to ice cream or something, girls eat that shit up.
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Ralph Chubbles : How was your night?
Martin Callahan : I just got slapped in the face.
Ralph Chubbles : Did you deserve it?
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Ralph Chubbles : They lost in the ninth inning.
Martin Callahan : Look, I really don't care man. I'm looking to get laid tonight, you want to be my wingman?
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Ralph Chubbles : It wasn't even my fault, the girl kissed me!
Martin Callahan : Is that your argument?
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Ralph Chubbles : She completely overreacted!
Martin Callahan : I wouldn't start with that. I'd start with something more like "I'm sorry" or "Please forgive me", and then follow up with a bunch of groveling.
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Ralph Chubbles : You're no help.
Martin Callahan : You're the one who asked me to come over here.
Ralph Chubbles : No I didn't.
Martin Callahan : That's beside the point!