- Mr. Doppelganger: I'm fed up with you lot complaining all the time, look at you, you're happy enough to wear these donkey jackets, aren't you? But have you ever fed the donkey? Oh, no, that's always left to me, isn't it?
- Ethel Davis: I was just having a look in the cement mixer, and I was thinking it was so nice and clean in there, that I could make a huge loaf of bread for the Sandwich Quiz.
- Doreen Boggins: [a zebra crossing has been set up in the hall] Wait for the little green man, please.
- Harry Stern: [scoffs] I don't believe in little green men!