- Vincent: [as 'Virtual Vincent'] At this moment, you'll get a remarkable view of the famous Archimedes Trench; but you wouldn't want to take a plunge into that abyss, that thing... is *crazy deep*!
- Allison Blake: This is your issue, not mine. What do you think? I go around comparing your IQ with my previous husbands?
- Jack Carter: I do now!
- Jack Carter: That's it. Isn't it?
- Allison Blake: That's what?
- Jack Carter: Why you haven't told your family. I don't measure up against the geniuses you brought home.
- Allison Blake: Come on. You have to know after all these years the differences in our IQ don't mean anything to me.
- Jack Carter: Ah! So you admit there's a difference!
- Allison Blake: Of course there's a difference! What are the odds that we would be exactly the same?
- Jack Carter: Well, I don't know. I'm not bright enough to figure it out!
- Deputy Andy 2.0: Hey, guys, here's a thought. You know how college roommates have a sign to let the other one know that they're getting busy inside.
- Douglas Fargo: A, my college experience did not involve a lot of "getting busy"
- Allison Blake: Fargo, when was the last time that you slept or bathed or weren't here?
- Douglas Fargo: My love can neither sleep, nor bathe, nor leave, so I shall do none of these until she can. Oh, and don't worry. I have plenty of sick days accrued.
- Virtual Vincent: I trust you're both enjoying the lobster de love. This succulent invertebrate is one of Lake Archimedes more voracious bottom feeders. And it's a Denison of the aqua farms you're now passing on the right.
- Jack Carter: Really? One thing works down here and it's got to be him.
- Deputy Andy 2.0: I'm giving Dr. Fargo tips on dating a non-traditional entity.
- Allison Blake: Yes, because one of you dating my house wasn't non-traditional enough.
- Jo Lupo: I have a thousand reconstituted lungfish in the Estivation Lab, the Thermodynamics Wing is now a sauna... Oh, and the cafeteria floor is a trampoline.
- Zane Donovan: You're kind of missing the point of Feynman Day, aren't you?
- Jo Lupo: Oh, you mean there's a point to all of this idiocy?
- Zane Donovan: Yes. Some of the greatest innovations in history were the result of a really cool prank. I mean, how do you think we discovered anti-matter? And Velcro.
- Jo Lupo: Seriously?
- Zane Donovan: Well, no, but it's possible and you're kind of squelching that potential.
- Deputy Andy 2.0: Good morning, Dr. Blake.
- Allison Blake: Good morning.
- Douglas Fargo: Good morning, Dr. Blake.
- Allison Blake: [sighs] Is anyone else going to come out of there?
- Douglas Fargo: It's a closet, not a clown car.
- Allison Blake: Okay, what were you guys doing in there?
- Holly Marten: They were both servicing me.
- Allison Blake: I'm sorry that I asked.