NCIS: Los Angeles (TV Series)

Deadline (2011)

Eric Christian Olsen: Marty Deeks

Quotes 

• Marty Deeks : Eric, I need you to run a plate for me. 2, S as in Slayer, M as in Metallica, A as in Anthrax, 5-6-4, P as in uh, parsnip.

  Eric Beale : Parsnip? Your lettering system is Heavy Metal bands, and you're giving me a root vegetable for P?

  Marty Deeks : I don't know, man. I drew a blank.

  Eric Beale : Pantera? Hello.

  Marty Deeks : Oh. Cowboys from Hell. What was I thinking?

• Kensi Blye : Have you ever considered that maybe Monty just likes the sound of voices coming from the radio? That it doesn't really matter what we're listening to?

  Marty Deeks : Wait for it.

  [Deeks changes the station. Monty whimpers then barks] 

  Marty Deeks : Okay. Changing it back, buddy. Changing it back. Therapists explained it to me. Monty's uh archetypal canine subconscious...

  Kensi Blye : Okay. Stop.

  Marty Deeks : It's actually Pavlovian.

  Kensi Blye : No. You have to stop. This is getting far too weird.

• Sam Hanna : He was saving his furry butt, that's what he was doing. That why they retired him?

  Marty Deeks : Actually the vet that did his psyche eval said he had a nervous condition. It's kind of like canine PTSD.

  Sam Hanna : Puppy Traumatic Stress Disorder?

• Eric Beale : I'm going to have to give you guys the basics of encryption bypass one of these days.

  Marty Deeks : That's cool. Then I can uh, read Kensi's diary.

  Eric Beale : Oh, I already did. You do *not* want to go there.

• Sam Hanna : Either someone has taken Asad El Libby's place or Farag is lying to us.

  G. Callen : Maybe her brother told her more than Farag thinks. Kensi. Deeks.

  Marty Deeks : And... Monty. Come on. Come on. You want to drive? Probably better than Kensi.