Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum (2012)

Tusshar Kapoor: Adi

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Quotes 

• Sid : [Movie's opening lines over the skyline of Mumbai in background narration]  Mumbai. City of dreams. Some dream of reaching the hot seat on Kaun Banega Crorepati, some of becoming the next Indian Idol.

  [Camera shifts to Tusshar Kapoor sleeping] 

  Sid : A similar "idle" Indian too is dreaming,

  [in a deadpan tone] 

  Sid : of becoming a movie star.

  Adi : [Parodying Devdas]  Hi, I am the modern day Devdas, Adi. And my film's title is Adi Das

  [referring to the sports brand Adidas] 

  Adi : .

  [Parodying Ek Tha Tiger] 

  Adi : Hi, I am Tiger and this is Ekta

  [pun on the film's producer Ekta Kapoor] 

  Adi : , together we make Ekta-Tiger.

  [Parodying Ra.One] 

  Adi : Hi, I am Bra-One, on earth to "assist" all women in need.

  Sid : [In background narration]  I told Adi millions of times that your father is not some Dharmendra or Jeetendra who'd make a movie just for you, but he didn't listen. Result......

  Adi : [On a show promoting a fairness cream]  Before using this cream, my life was a complete mess. At night, my wife used to search for me in the living room using a torch in case the lights were off. When I visited Africa, the kids over there called me "Kaalia". But now, I am fair, though there's still one thing in my body still black,

  [raising his middle finger followed by suddenly raising his other finger pointing towards his eyes] 

  Adi : my eyes !

  [In background narration, switching to Ritesh Deshmukh's story] 

  Adi : Adi wasn't behind in dreaming either. He dreamt of becoming, well, a DJ.

  Sid : [Scenes depicting Ritesh Deshmukh's dreams]  This profession is the CD

  [sounding Seedhi which means Stairs] 

  Sid : to my success.

  [Imagining as if he has won a Grammy] 

  Sid : Thanks guys, I wanna dedicate this Grammy, to my Granny. Aai, you're watching aren't you.

  Adi : [In background narration, humorously depicting Ritesh Deshmukh's failures]  Well luck wasn't going well for Sid either. Rather than praise, abuses upon him were getting a raise. Horoscope had made his Rahu into Rahul Roy and nowadays he had his "stars on the earth"

  [a pun on Taare Zameen Par] 

  Adi : .