Eureka (TV Series)

Mirror, Mirror (2012)

Colin Ferguson: Jack Carter

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• Douglas Fargo : Smart Dust, it was supposed to be my legacy. Now I'm just gonna be known as Director Screw-up.

  Jack Carter : Yes. But fantastically, they are calling it Far-mageddon.

• Jack Carter : [Watching Fargo fly the Smart duster]  So, what do you figure? He gonna blow something up or we get covered in goo?

  Jo Lupo : Why are you so pessimistic?

  Jack Carter : ...Really?

  Jo Lupo : Right. I think I'm gonna go with goo.

• Jack Carter : Could the brainium titanic in the dust be affecting Andy before it affects us?

  Allison Blake : The barium titanite?

  Jack Carter : ...Yes, that's what I said.

• Deputy Andy 2.0 : There are 72 geo-engineering projects competing with this one. A solution to climate change would mean trillions of dollars in grants. I smell sabotage.

  Jack Carter : I don't know. I mean, I know the people at G.D. Can be petty and careless and negligent, true. And even homicidal. And I've... What was I saying?

• Douglas Fargo : If the particles are untethered, the Control Unit will have to re-assimilate the cloud immediately.

  Jack Carter : Well, fire this bad boy up and sweep up the dust.

  Douglas Fargo : [Opens panel]  Where's the control unit?

  Jack Carter : ...I hate being right.

• Jack Carter : Random mirrors everywhere isn't the worst thing in the world. We'll deal.

  Douglas Fargo : No. Loose Smart Dust could potentially disrupt every band on the electromagnetic spectrum. Phones, computers...

  Jack Carter : We'll deal.

  Douglas Fargo : ...The neural impulses in our brains.

  [Jack makes a face] 

  Douglas Fargo : Abstract thought, logic, the higher functions will go first. And then it'll hit the other stuff.

  Jack Carter : What other stuff?

  Douglas Fargo : You know. Speech. Movement.

  [Clears throat] 

  Douglas Fargo : Bladder control.

• Jack Carter : The entire Eureka Smart Car system went down 10 minutes ago. As did our digital links to the outside world.

  Douglas Fargo : Well, the good news is, the cloud is stabilizing. It's only affecting equipment so far.

  Jack Carter : Oh! So a few more hours of bladder control. I'll take it.

• Jo Lupo : I can't imagine a world where Henry would do something like this.

  Jack Carter : The Henry we know isn't responsible, though.

  Jo Lupo : Yeah, well the law would say something different.

  Jack Carter : Well, the law doesn't say anything about Einstein Bridges or time travel or wormholes.