- Douglas Fargo: Smart Dust, it was supposed to be my legacy. Now I'm just gonna be known as Director Screw-up.
- Jack Carter: Yes. But fantastically, they are calling it Far-mageddon.
- Jack Carter: [Watching Fargo fly the Smart duster] So, what do you figure? He gonna blow something up or we get covered in goo?
- Jo Lupo: Why are you so pessimistic?
- Jack Carter: ...Really?
- Jo Lupo: Right. I think I'm gonna go with goo.
- Jack Carter: Could the brainium titanic in the dust be affecting Andy before it affects us?
- Allison Blake: The barium titanite?
- Jack Carter: ...Yes, that's what I said.
- Douglas Fargo: Major, I don't know what else you want from me. You wanted the evidence. We gave it to you.
- Major William Shaw: And I just got a call from Justice. That evidence didn't exactly get there in one piece.
- Douglas Fargo: Well, you have to use a reputable moving company. When I shipped my pinball machines out, I got on Yelp, I got recommendations...
- Deputy Andy 2.0: There are 72 geo-engineering projects competing with this one. A solution to climate change would mean trillions of dollars in grants. I smell sabotage.
- Jack Carter: I don't know. I mean, I know the people at G.D. Can be petty and careless and negligent, true. And even homicidal. And I've... What was I saying?
- Douglas Fargo: If the particles are untethered, the Control Unit will have to re-assimilate the cloud immediately.
- Jack Carter: Well, fire this bad boy up and sweep up the dust.
- Douglas Fargo: [Opens panel] Where's the control unit?
- Jack Carter: ...I hate being right.
- Allison Blake: He's out in his backyard in the middle of the night. Like, for hours. With all this weird equipment.
- Allison Blake: Of course he is.
- Dr. Selikoff: Oh. So you're defending him?
- Allison Blake: Well, yes. It isn't suspicious behavior if you're an astronomer.
- Jack Carter: Random mirrors everywhere isn't the worst thing in the world. We'll deal.
- Douglas Fargo: No. Loose Smart Dust could potentially disrupt every band on the electromagnetic spectrum. Phones, computers...
- Jack Carter: We'll deal.
- Douglas Fargo: ...The neural impulses in our brains.
- [Jack makes a face]
- Douglas Fargo: Abstract thought, logic, the higher functions will go first. And then it'll hit the other stuff.
- Jack Carter: What other stuff?
- Douglas Fargo: You know. Speech. Movement.
- [Clears throat]
- Douglas Fargo: Bladder control.
- Jack Carter: The entire Eureka Smart Car system went down 10 minutes ago. As did our digital links to the outside world.
- Douglas Fargo: Well, the good news is, the cloud is stabilizing. It's only affecting equipment so far.
- Jack Carter: Oh! So a few more hours of bladder control. I'll take it.
- Douglas Fargo: Initial, and initial, signature, thumbprint, date of birth.
- Holly Marten: Oh, which time?
- Douglas Fargo: Oh, you know, let's leave that one blank for now.
- Holly Marten: I need your John Hancock. Well, Doug Hancock.
- Douglas Fargo: Uh, sure. What am I Handcocking?
- Holly Marten: Some supplies. Human tissue cultures, bioreactors, water-soluble carbodiimide. You know, normal girl stuff. LOL.
- Holly Marten: I could do anything. I mean, um, what kind of astrophysics should I focus on? Or... Or I could teach. MIT, Caltech...
- [Gasps]
- Holly Marten: Kindergarten! I loved kindergarten.
- Jo Lupo: I can't imagine a world where Henry would do something like this.
- Jack Carter: The Henry we know isn't responsible, though.
- Jo Lupo: Yeah, well the law would say something different.
- Jack Carter: Well, the law doesn't say anything about Einstein Bridges or time travel or wormholes.