Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the Hack Off (2011)

Zachary Levi: Chuck Bartowski

Quotes 

• Chuck Bartowski : [to Freddie]  You know what? You actually have a little hiccup there at the bottom of your page. The compiler can't optimize a value away like that. You just gotta...

  [Chuck types on Freddie's keyboard] 

  Chuck Bartowski : There you go. Rookie mistake. I'm sure it won't happen again. Oh, I'm losing, better get back to work.

  [Chuck works on his terminal] 

  Chuck Bartowski : I forgot something. I'm really good at this.

• Chuck Bartowski : Sarah, I was wrong about quitting the spy life. Because right now, we've got to be the best spies we've ever been.

• Chuck Bartowski : Okay, this is definitely not a militia. Sarah - Sarah, I think we walked into a cult.

  Sarah Walker : Way ahead of you. Strip. Now!

  Chuck Bartowski : [Notices that Sarah is getting undressed]  Wh- what- what are you doing? What are you doing?

  Sarah Walker : Joining the cult. Come on.

• Chuck Bartowski : [Timur points a gun at Chuck]  Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Before you use that, I've got a little business tip for you.

  Timur : And what is that?

  Chuck Bartowski : You should really look into finding a better security expert.

  [Chuck uses his terminal to switch off the lights] 

  Timur : FREDDIE! ALARMS!

  Freddie : Fixed it.

• Sarah Walker : [Chuck and Sarah are naked]  Now keep a close eye. I really have no place to hide a gun.

  Chuck Bartowski : Not too close an eye, though. I'm serious - for real. No looking.

  Gertrude Verbanski : Calm down. No one's looking at anything. Not much to look at, anyway.

  Sarah Walker : That is not fair. I have nothing to be ashamed of.