WWE Smackdown! (TV Series)

Episode #7.6 (2005)

Brian Black: Palmer Canon

Quotes 

• Palmer Canon : [Palmer Canon and Teddy Long are in Long's office]  Remember those promos we were running over the summer on SmackDown! for The Boogeyman? It was a new show we were going to have on the network. "I'm the Boogeyman, and I'm coming to get you!"

  Theodore Long : Well, I don't know, playa.

  Palmer Canon : Well, the talent who was playing the part, something a little strange happened on the set. But, we've got a multi-year holding deal with this gentleman, and in my opinion, I think he'd be a great addition to our show, he'd be a great addition for SmackDown!

  Theodore Long : Who are you talking about?

  Palmer Canon : I'm talking about the Boogeyman.

  [to someone off-camera] 

  Palmer Canon : The Boogeyman's here right now? Mr.Long, uh, meet the Boogeyman.

  [Camera pans to the right to show the Boogeyman] 

  Michael Cole : [Off-camera]  The hell?

  Theodore Long : What is this, some kind of Halloween joke, what am I supposed to do with him?

  Palmer Canon : Pay attention.

  Theodore Long : Pay attention to what?

  Palmer Canon : To the Boogeyman!

  [to Boogeyman] 

  Palmer Canon : Do your, do your thing.

  The Boogeyman : [Stares into the camera and holds up his clock]  One two, Boogeyman looking for you/Three four better lock your door.

  [laughs and starts swinging his clock from side to side] 

  The Boogeyman : Tick tock, tick tock/From out of the shadows in which I may appear/Tick tock tick tock/As the sound of the clock draws the time near/You about to face your deepest

  [pause] 

  The Boogeyman : FEARS!

  [Smashes the clock over his head] 

  The Boogeyman : Nine ten never sleep again/

  [laughs, big smile] 

  The Boogeyman : I'm the Boogeyman and I'm coming to get you!

  [Turns to Teddy Long for his response] 

  Theodore Long : Boogeyman, you, you may have some potential.