Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)
The Wedding... (2012)
Dreama Walker: June Colburn
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Quotes
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Chloe : Morning. I'd offer you breakfast, but you didn't make any.
June Colburn : Ohh. What a night! Oh, James and I had so much fun...
Chloe : Mm.
[forces smile]
June Colburn : ... we talked about camping, and growing up, and s'mores.
Chloe : So, Amish things.
[sour]
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June Colburn : [disturbed from sleep by late-night reveling] What are you doing?
Chloe : [raiding the refrigerator] Eating your lunch for tomorrow. I like that you're not afraid of cheese.
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Chloe : Okay, if you're going to let one stupid setback knock you off your easy spirits, you might as well move home to Indiana.
June Colburn : You sure as hell are the best thing I've got in my life right now.
Chloe : You need to learn some confidence. This is New York, it's not what you do, it's how you do it.
[June scurries to make a note]
Chloe : Don't write that down.
[she decides to mentor this girl]
Chloe : June, I'm gonna take you out and teach you how to be bad-ass. If you have the right attitude, you can do anything, and go anywhere.
[scene has changed to outside of club]
Chloe : Now walk up to the front of the line like you have George Clooney between your legs.
June Colburn : [incredulous] What?
Chloe : If you're nailing that salt and pepper bastard, that means you've made it.
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June Colburn : [entering] June's home.
James Van Der Beek : Using the third person already, huh? James likes it.
June Colburn : [opens refrigerator] Today was an incredible day. I got a lead on a job in a brokerage firm, a gay man asked me to be in his shampoo commercial, and a street vendor gave me this hot dog... for free.
[James acknowledges her progress]
June Colburn : I exude confidence and the world can just sense it. Chloe is a genius. I... I need to thank her.
James Van Der Beek : Yo, I don't know where she is, I've been waiting for her like an hour.
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June Colburn : [opening lines, narrated] If you told 12-year-old me that one day I'd be at a fancy New York wedding making out with James Van Der Beek while Kevin Sorbo watched, I'd have to say you were nuts. But nothing surprises me anymore.
Chloe : [coming forward aggressively, and slapping June through the face] Ugh! You bitch!
June Colburn : Not since I met Chloe, the best roommate in the world.
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June Colburn : [unimpressed upon seeing James do a lame zombie dance with Chloe] I used to have a poster of you.
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June Colburn : [unnerved] He's right. He knows me better than anyone, he saw right through me. Inside, I'm still the girl who's afraid to go skinny-dipping.
Chloe : Oh, skinny-dipping!
[game for it]
Chloe : Are people going?
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Robin : [as June opens door] I'm bringing Chloe's mail as yet another example of the many wonderful things I would do if I were her roommate again.
June Colburn : Mm.
[takes it, but Robin holds it back]
Robin : I'm not weak. You're weak.
[but June grabs it]
Robin : No...!
[rushes off]
June Colburn : [little annoyed sound] Hmm.