New Girl (TV Series)
Kryptonite (2011)
Lamorne Morris: Winston Bishop
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Quotes
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Jess Day : [driving to Spencer's] What am I gonna say?
Nick Miller : "Hey, Spencer, give me my TV back."
Jess Day : [trying it out] Hi, Spencer. Give me my TV back, buddy.
Nick Miller : Hey, no "buddy". How about "jerk" or "idiot"?
Jess Day : Mr. Crabs.
Winston Bishop : Mr. Crabs could work.
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Nick Miller : Okay, what are we watching?
Jess Day : I have some DVDs. Um, "Adventures in Babysitting". Uh, "Prancer", "Newsies", "Curly Sue".
Winston Bishop : [standing to leave] I'm going out.
Nick Miller : Yeah.
Jess Day : Wait. Where are you guys going? These are heartwarming films.
[the front door closes; after a moment, Schmidt returns and sits down]
Schmidt : Oh. "Curly Sue". Let's do this.
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Nick Miller : Jess, I've been telling you this for weeks, but you got to call Spencer and you got to get your stuff back. Unless, you know, unless you're scared.
Jess Day : No, I am not scared. It's just complicated. That stuff was... that stuff was ours, and... I miss them...
Schmidt : [distracting her] Jess, look, it's a ball.
Jess Day : Oh, a little b-ball, huh?
[dribbling]
Jess Day : I'm actually pretty good. I used to play with my mom.
[singing]
Jess Day : Defense, defense. Watch out for the defense. Sneaky, sneaky, wah-wah.
Nick Miller : [seeing Winston's look] You get used to her.
Jess Day : Hey, Schmidt.
[trying to pass it to him, it instead smashes the TV]
Nick Miller : Oh, come on.
Jess Day : [covering her face in embarrassment] Oh.
Winston Bishop : Wow.
Jess Day : Oh. My bad.
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Jess Day : I'm sorry, you guys.
Nick Miller : That was my TV, Jess.
Jess Day : It's kind of all he had.
Jess Day : I'll get you a new one. I just can't afford it right now.
Nick Miller : If you don't mind me asking, what's the plan?
Winston Bishop : You don't know me like that, but I need a TV.
Nick Miller : Do you have a TV at Spencer's?
Jess Day : Yeah, I do, it's just really big and thin and bright.
Winston Bishop : Go get it.
Nick Miller : Go get it.
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Nick Miller : [seeing Spencer] That's the wizard? He's wearing a scrunchie.
Winston Bishop : Looks like he juggles clubs on the beach.
Cece Parekh : Yeah, like he'd ever have a job.
Schmidt : Didn't you just kind of assume he'd have a handlebar mustache?
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Jess Day : [with a handful of her stuff, including the TV] I got it! It's really heavy, but I got it!
Schmidt : Oh, my god, we created a monster.
Nick Miller : She looks like Helena Bonham Carter.
Winston Bishop : [seeing her struggle with the TV] Oh, god, she's gonna drop... Jess... soft hands, Jess.
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Jess Day : Hey, that's my shirt.
Spencer : No, this is my t-shirt.
Jess Day : No, that is my shirt. It has my name on it.
Winston Bishop : [seeing she's going to drop the TV] Don't drop it. Jess, don't... Don't drop... don't...
Cece Parekh : [climbing out of the car] Come on, everybody out now.
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Nick Miller : Give her her t-shirt, man.
Spencer : No, I don't want to, you know. And I gave her this hat, too. So I'm gonna take this back.
Nick Miller : This one?
Spencer : Yeah.
Nick Miller : You want that?
Spencer : Yeah.
Nick Miller : [putting the hat on] Then I dare you. Come take it off my head, pal. I dare you.
[Schmidt puts on a Pikachu bucket hat]
Winston Bishop : You guys look ridiculous.
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Jess Day : Do you have a tank top I could borrow? You look like you're about my size. It's just that I'm really low on clothes right now, 'cause I broke up with my boyfriend.
Schmidt : Oh, god.
Jess Day : I caught him cheating, and I just, like, grabbed whatever I could, and...
Schmidt : Jess, you know what? I'll let you check my lost and found. It's where I keep all the stuff that girls leave behind in my room after we fornicate.
[Winston pinches the bridge of his nose]
Schmidt : [leaving with Jess] Got sizes zero through ten.
Winston Bishop : What have you done to me, Nick?
Nick Miller : I am so happy you're back.
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Winston Bishop : [bringing him breakfast, Jess starts singing] What's happening? Why are you doing that?