"New Girl" Kryptonite (TV Episode 2011) Poster

(TV Series)

(2011)

Ian Wolterstorff: Spencer

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  • Spencer : You live with these people, Jess? Seriously? You can stay here until you find a better place to live.

    Nick Miller : You know what? I don't like you, stretch. I don't like anything about you, and I'm not afraid to...

    Jess Day : I got this. I've got a place to live, Spence. It's over. I spent six years trying to figure you out. All you are is a guy with really beautiful hair. I'm happy you cheated on me. Thank you. Because if you hadn't, I would have married you. And then you would have hurt me all over again. And yeah, I was scared to start over. I didn't know what to do. And yeah, I'm living with three guys I met on the Internet. And yeah, stranger danger is real. But I love these guys. I barely know them, I just met him, but I love them.

    Nick Miller : I would just take it easy with the love stuff.

    Schmidt : Come on, the love stuff.

    Jess Day : All of them.

  • Nick Miller : Come on, Jess. Just go in there and get that TV.

    Spencer : Ah. I miss you, Jess.

    Cece Parekh : Don't hug him back.

    Schmidt : [they all groan as she does]  Oh, that is not healthy.

  • Jess Day : Hey, that's my shirt.

    Spencer : No, this is my t-shirt.

    Jess Day : No, that is my shirt. It has my name on it.

    Winston Bishop : [seeing she's going to drop the TV]  Don't drop it. Jess, don't... Don't drop... don't...

    Cece Parekh : [climbing out of the car]  Come on, everybody out now.

  • Nick Miller : Give her her t-shirt, man.

    Spencer : No, I don't want to, you know. And I gave her this hat, too. So I'm gonna take this back.

    Nick Miller : This one?

    Spencer : Yeah.

    Nick Miller : You want that?

    Spencer : Yeah.

    Nick Miller : [putting the hat on]  Then I dare you. Come take it off my head, pal. I dare you.

    [Schmidt puts on a Pikachu bucket hat] 

    Winston Bishop : You guys look ridiculous.

  • Spencer : You know, I thought we were gonna handle this like adults, Jess.

    Jess Day : Yeah, well, I thought you were the love of my life, so... suck it, Mr. Crabs.

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