- Luke Skywalker: How did my father die?
- Obi-Wan Kenobi: A young Jedi named Darth Vader who was a pupIl of mine until I cut his arms and legs off and left him burning in a river of lava.
- Luke Skywalker: I-I think I want to go home now.
- General Motti: It just impacted the surface sir. The rebels have failed.
- Gunner: The rebel in firing range.
- Grand Moff Tarkin: You may fire when ready.
- Canteen Worker: Is Jeff here?
- Grand Moff Tarkin: His name is not Jeff. What do you want?
- Canteen Worker: We have a crisis fire in Kitchen and Mr Stevens sent me out to find Jeff Vader.
- Grand Moff Tarkin: Can't you deal with it? Your fire have to wait fool. We are about to crush the rebellion with one swift stroke.
- Canteen Worker: Ok, but it is rather a large fire and the Kitchen is next to the core reactor.
- Grand Moff Tarkin: What?
- Darth Vader: Princess Leia.
- Princess Leia: Darth Vader? Only you could be so bold.
- Darth Vader: Perhaps we can reach... an agreement.
- Luke Skywalker: I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to save you.
- Princess Leia: I'm being rescued by a transvestite.
- Darth Vader: I've been waiting for you Obi-Wan. We meet again.
- Obi-Wan Kenobi: I think you might have mistaken me for someone else.
- Darth Vader: The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master.
- Obi-Wan Kenobi: Is this really necessary? I was just looking for the bathroom. At my age it becomes a matter of urgency.
- Princess Leia: You came in that thing? You're braver then I thought.
- Han Solo: Bet you said that to a lot of guys. C'mon.
- Darth Vader: You should not have come back.
- Obi-Wan Kenobi: You can't win Darth. If you strike me down, I shall...
- [Obi-Wan's light saber stops working]
- Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh, damn.
- [Darth Vader cut's through Obi-Wan's cloak]
- Han Solo: NOOOOO!
- Luke Skywalker: Just- Just let it go.