Honestly. This movie is highly watchable for anyone in the mood for a good Star Wars joke. Though to be honest if you watch this I'd highly recommend watching it for the jokes and fast forwarding though the porn. For a porno the porn actually normally feels out of place and completely interrupts the comedy. If you're watching this for Star Wars jokes just skip the porn scenes the first time you watch it. You can rewatch them later.
6 Reviews
Stupid plot, lame acting and yet more of Star Wars than Disney and JJ Abe could come up with
Kevin-4222 December 2015
It is a sad thing to admit but this is the best Star Wars movie (not counting fan movies) made in this millennium. Here was the thought process: How can you take important iconic design elements of a venerable and beloved movie franchise and twist it into a cheap porn parody that 'viewers' will still recognize as Star Wars? It takes some understanding of the source material to pull that off and the makers of this thing actually did a better job than Disney. It might be primitive, lame and stupid but at least they understand their audience and the nagging little voice watching the original trilogy "I wonder how this princess looks under that nice white robe thingy?". They understand that archaic and women-objectifying part of me and deliver. I'm not proud of it but I get material which is true to the original movies. That teenager of many years ago who looked forward to seeing Leia in a metal bikini meets people who understand that boy and the sci-fi world where such fantasies come from. Disney made a mockery of Star Wars with "The Force awakens" in order to launch a new series of plastic toys and Star Wars images on various products in order to make me buy crap I don't need. Honestly, I wish they had simply designed a light-saber shaped dildo and sold it on a box saying: Yes, we DO want to screw your childhood.....again. Man, do I feel old. I wrote a review for a porn movie to find the last traces of the original Star Wars magic. I guess it's just the frustration over Disney getting a divorce from my generation in order to run off with one of those hot and new Millennials.
EDIT: Rogue One just made it the second best Star Wars movie of the millennium
EDIT: Rogue One just made it the second best Star Wars movie of the millennium
Awesome!! Done right!!
shane-757-68247327 September 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Considering adult movies typically do not get big budgets, this was done right. C3P0 is gay ( not a real stretch ), Obi-Wan is a horny drunk, Chewy gets laid, Darth Vader gets a BJ and still hasn't figured out how to use the force, etc. You need to see this if you are a fan of the franchise. If nothing else, you can skip through the sex scenes and watch everything else as it is good for a laugh.
" How big of a target do you need? "
Han shot first...and second...and third...and fourth...and fifth....and sixth...and seventh. " Shoot first......shoot often ".
The Stormtroopers are hot, but, still can't shoot.
Luke: "I thought you said this thing was fast! "
Han: " I was talking about your mother "
" How big of a target do you need? "
Han shot first...and second...and third...and fourth...and fifth....and sixth...and seventh. " Shoot first......shoot often ".
The Stormtroopers are hot, but, still can't shoot.
Luke: "I thought you said this thing was fast! "
Han: " I was talking about your mother "
This Leia is a slutty one
Horst_In_Translation31 December 2015
Warning: Spoilers
"Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody" already gives away what this one is about, but if you have heard of the films by Axel Braun (and Bryn Pryor), you will know anyway. This is a spoof of the famous "Star Wars" films with lots of nudity and explicit sex scenes. Lead actress is prolific porn starlet Allie Haze and she is in most of the sex scenes in here, so if you don't like her, you probably should not watch it. I myself like her in terms of looks. Always nice if a porn film has a hot chick in the main role. In the great final scene she has sex with Luke and Han Solo at the same time. Early on, she is held captive by Darth Vader, but prefers spending her time by touching herself or even having sex with Vader. So the non-human characters get some action too and yes that includes Chewbacca. Of course, you should not take the action here seriously. It is a spoof and most of the time not a funny one sadly. With "time", I am referring to an impressive 2.5 hours that this film almost reached. I guess they certainly could have kept this one shorter. All in all way too long, really only a good watch if you're extremely horny. That's why I do not recommend it.
Better than the original
egoruka11 January 2022
Familiarity breeds contempt
lor_13 September 2018
In the BTS for this send-up, Vivid honcho Shylar Cobi proudly asserts that this Axel Braun ripoff of the Lucas franchise his company's biggest production ever, even moreso (in budget, cast, production scope) than 35mm projects like "Emperor" way back when. Its appeal is limited to those who dig plagiarism.
Allie Haze as Princess Leia is the saving grace in her hot performance as Princess Leia, though the many alternates shown in audition footage on the 2nd disk of this over-priced package seem as intriguing: Kristina Rose and Misty Stone in particular. The rest of the cast is pretty lousy, especially Rocco Reed as Han Solo.
The second disk features a 55-minute NonSex cut of the feature (about 100 minutes of explicit footage removed), and the dumb dialog scenes are quite poor. Special effects and mimicking of the original material is adequate.
Some very bad choices were made by Braun & co., beginning with the director's misguided affection for the humor (not) generated by Chi Chi LaRue in voiceover: his American accent and gay persona for C3P0 is a drag. Tom Byron does a fair impression of Alec Guinness, while Braun's partner in crime (theft of intellectual property to be exact) Bryn Pryor gives a non-actor's version of the villain of the piece, Darth Vader's boss Tarkin.
Most of the sex scenes are purely extraneous, notably a lesbian coupling for Kim Kane and Aiden Ashley (latter shown in auditions, failing to get the Leia role), but I did enjoy a couple of big-bust champs Eve Laurence and Brandy Aniston removing their Stormtrooper costumes and humping Chewbacca, as well as some more conventional interracial sex courtesy of Rihanna Rimes.
Allie Haze as Princess Leia is the saving grace in her hot performance as Princess Leia, though the many alternates shown in audition footage on the 2nd disk of this over-priced package seem as intriguing: Kristina Rose and Misty Stone in particular. The rest of the cast is pretty lousy, especially Rocco Reed as Han Solo.
The second disk features a 55-minute NonSex cut of the feature (about 100 minutes of explicit footage removed), and the dumb dialog scenes are quite poor. Special effects and mimicking of the original material is adequate.
Some very bad choices were made by Braun & co., beginning with the director's misguided affection for the humor (not) generated by Chi Chi LaRue in voiceover: his American accent and gay persona for C3P0 is a drag. Tom Byron does a fair impression of Alec Guinness, while Braun's partner in crime (theft of intellectual property to be exact) Bryn Pryor gives a non-actor's version of the villain of the piece, Darth Vader's boss Tarkin.
Most of the sex scenes are purely extraneous, notably a lesbian coupling for Kim Kane and Aiden Ashley (latter shown in auditions, failing to get the Leia role), but I did enjoy a couple of big-bust champs Eve Laurence and Brandy Aniston removing their Stormtrooper costumes and humping Chewbacca, as well as some more conventional interracial sex courtesy of Rihanna Rimes.
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