Quotes
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Maude Malone : Are you my sister's boyfriend?
Alex Henley : Umm... No.
Maude Malone : Then why are you naked?
Alex Henley : ...OK, I'll just say the next time somebody tries to give you this excuse you absolutely must not believe them, but I'm gay and it doesn't matter that I'm naked.
Maude Malone : It matters to me.
Alex Henley : And I'm sorry about that. In fact, I'm just gonna go.
Maude Malone : You're quite buff.
Alex Henley : ...Yup. Really going now. Cheers.