Bardock: Father of Goku Abridged (2009 TV Short)

Curtis Arnott: Bardock, Parapara Brother 1, 'Cool Story' Saiyan, Nappa

Quotes 

• Toma : So, Bardock, heard you had another kid. Congratulations. Who's the mom?

  Pubumkin : I bet it's Selypa. I've seen the way you two look at each other.

  Bardock : Nah, it'd never work out between us.

  Toma : Why not?

  Bardock : 'Cause she's a raging dyke.

  Selypa : I'm right here, you asshole!

  Bardock : And...?

  Selypa : God, this is why I hate men.

• Narrator : And so, Planet Vegeta was destroyed, along with all of its inhabitants, save a lone Saiyan child... And his brother... And a space pirate... and a renegade monster and his father... and of course, Prince...

  Nappa : Vegeta!

  Young Vegeta : What is it, Nappa?

  Nappa : Well, I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is: Reports say our entire planet has been destroyed by a gigantic meteorite along with all its inhabitants.

  Young Vegeta : Ahh- But what about-?

  Nappa : And your father.

  Young Vegeta : My... whole... family! My race!

  Nappa : But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen!

  Young Vegeta : My entire race is go...

  Nappa : DAIRY QUEEN!

  Young Vegeta : ...Just take me to the damn Queen, Nappa.

• Bardock : Just because the Kanassans are psychic doesn't mean they're smart.