- Monroe: You should see me in my Santa suit.
- Nick Burkhardt: Yeah, a blutbad as Santa.
- Monroe: Hey, I'm pretty good, but it's true. I'm no gefrieren geber.
- Nick Burkhardt: Wait a minute. You're telling me that Santa Claus is a...?
- Monroe: Well, think about it. I mean, who else could live up there?
- Monroe: Here we go. A knochen hof.
- Nick Burkhardt: Let me guess. "Bone yard."
- Monroe: Literally speaking, yes. But there's a spiritual meaning. We've taken a life to sustain life. And the sacrifice has to be honored. You know, before digestion begins.
- Bud: Dude, I'm telling you. I saw him with my own two eyes.
- Roscoe: Here in Portland?
- Irv: They don't really exist.
- Bud: I was in his house.
- Roscoe: You were in a Grimm's house?
- Bud: Yes!
- Irv: If that's true, how come he didn't kill you?
- Bud: 'Cause I got the hell outta there, that's why.
- Roscoe: OK, so where does he live, Mr. I-saw-Grimm-and- lived-to-tell-about-it?
- Nick Burkhardt: You got something.
- Monroe: Just give me a second, OK?
- Nick Burkhardt: What is it?
- Monroe: [Excited] Burdock root! I haven't seen this stuff since I was a kid in scouts. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's a pain-killer. It's like aspirin, you chew on the root. It's also a fine diuretic.
- [Nick gives him a look]
- Monroe: But I digress.
- Forest Service Ranger: It's kinda weird, there's not a bit of food left. No sleeping bag, no blankets. Got millions of dollars worth of marijuana plants out there and not one of them was taken.
- Hank Griffin: You're saying somebody killed him for his supplies?
- Forest Service Ranger: That's what it looks like.
- Nick Burkhardt: Somebody got their priorities screwed up.
- Hank Griffin: Maybe we're talking Bigfoot.
- Nick Burkhardt: I don't think Bigfoot would fit in the sleeping bag.
- Dustin: I told you everything I told the police. I didn't kill your brother. I'm telling you, there was someone else out there.
- Mike Blake: That's just what I would have told the cops if I'd killed somebody.
- Captain Sean Renard: Who kills a pot grower in the middle of the woods for a sleeping bag and some food?
- Nick Burkhardt: Somebody hungry and cold.