Modern Family (TV Series)

Go Bullfrogs! (2011)

Ty Burrell: Phil Dunphy

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• Phil Dunphy : Look, your whole life, my job is to protect you - a job I kinda love. Now I feel like I'm being forced into early retirement. I just needed to find you and make sure you were okay... For as long as I still get to do that.

  Haley Dunphy : Ugh. Just like you - piss me off and then say something sweet. I'm not leaving until the fall.

  Phil Dunphy : Maybe by then I can figure out how to put a force field around you. I've been working on that one since the first time I tried to fasten you onto your car seat. I pinched your chunky little thigh.

  Haley Dunphy : Aww... even though you basically just called me fat.

• Phil Dunphy : No way, Haley, no way! Check it out! After a few beers, my buds and I would jump on these lunch trays and race down this same hill. Hop on.

  Haley Dunphy : I don't want to hop on.

  Phil Dunphy : Seriously, you'll get the giggles.

  Haley Dunphy : I don't want the giggles.