Holliston (TV Series)
Camera Rental: Part 1 (2012)
Corri English: Corri
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Quotes
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Landlord : Just because someone dies in an apartment doesn't make it haunted.
Corri : Someone died in here?
Landlord : What?
Corri : You just said someone died in here.
Landlord : Sort of.
Corri : Sort of?
Landlord : It was natural causes.
Laura : So like someone died in their sleep?
Landlord : Basically, yes. They were sleeping and then they slipped and fell into a noose.
[Motions to a noose randomly hanging in the center of the apartment]
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Corri : That's the scene, right? I mean, did you have another line or...
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Corri : What's with the Hamburgler outfit?
Adam : I don't want to get caught renting a stolen camera with Mayor McCheese... Mayor McSteels-a-lot... Mayor Mc... whatever, there's a joke in there somewhere.
Laura : Stolen camera?
Joe : It's not stolen, it's borrowed, and it's fine.
Adam : Mayor McDouche.
Joe : Too late.
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Laura : Why are you sleeping on the couch?
Corri : I can't sleep in that room. I kept hearing whispers.
Laura : [Excitedly] What were they saying?
Corri : I don't know. I couldn't understand them.
Laura : Well if you can't understand them then they don't count.
Corri : Laura, why don't you take that room?
Laura : No. That room is scary. You take that room.
Corri : Yeah, but you, you like death and stuff. It can inspiration for your art.
[Reveal two paintings of dead babies]
Laura : That was mean.
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Adam : That's how we get out of losing the camera!
Corri : What camera?
Adam : [Pushing her aside] We're back to the A story line. OK, so we borrowed the camera... to shoot Lance's cover band's show.
Laura : Lance is still in a cover band? Isn't he like 50?
Joe : Long story. Go on.
Adam : OK. So on our way to the show... uh... we got robbed by... uh...
[Points at Laura]
Adam : ... by a big Mexican!
Joe : Dude!
Laura : No, it's OK. I'm Colombian. Go on.
Adam : OK. There was a struggle, we got roughed up, guy ran away with the camera.
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Joe : Wait, what's that!
Laura : Give me the camera Gringos or Britney Spear here gets it!
Joe : No way! This camera belongs to Mass Cablevision!
Adam : Yeah! You'll have to kill us first!
Laura : Gimme the camera or I'll kill Blondie!
Adam : Fine, kill her!
Laura : Hmm.
Corri : What?
Laura : I'll do it!
Adam : [Throws Corri away into some trash barrels] You'll never take this camera from us, scary ethnic man. Now...
[Puts his fists up]
Adam : ... let's dance.
Laura : [Terribly choreographed and repetitive swing] Hught- huh! Hught - huh!
Adam : [Terribly choreographed and repetitive duck and swing] Eey-hught! Huh! Eey-hught! Huh!
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Corri : Wow. The way you guys always talk about Lance, he sounds amazing. I would so love to make out with him.
Lance Rockett : Is that an American Apparel shirt you're wearing there, Adam? Fantastic fit.