Holliston (TV Series)

Candyman: Part 1 (2012)

Joe Lynch: Joe

Quotes 

• Joe : Thank you so much for taking the time out to be on our show, Mr. Todd.

  Tony Todd : Please. Call me "Candyman".

• Adam : Before you went to bed last night, did you look in the mirror and say "Candyman" five times?

  Joe : No.

  [Then] 

  Joe : Yes.

• Laura : [Noticing Tony Todd sleeping on the couch]  Ahhhh! Run before he kills someone!

  Joe : Shhh! It's OK, it's OK! "Candyman" is just a character he plays in movies!

  Laura : What's "Candyman"?

• Adam : I think I have a contact high. Do I have a contact high? It kinda feels... it kinda feels... it kinda feels like there's a beautiful woman rubbing my temples with two muppets. Is that possible? Am I fat?

  Joe : You could stand to loose a few pounds. We need to get these people out of our apartment?

• Adam : I'm sure after his shower, he'll be on his way.

  Joe : He's not going anywhere. It's like he's moved in.

  Adam : He didn't move in. Although he did put his name on the buzzer outside.

• Adam : [Staring into a mirror]  Namydnac. Namydnac. Namydnac. Namydnac. Namydnac.

  Joe : Saying "Candyman" backwards five times into a mirror is not gonna make him go away.

• Joe : She's your ex-girlfriend. It's none of your business what she does with her... what are the kids calling vaginas these days?

  Adam : Vaginas.

  Joe : Gross!

• Lance Rockett : I need that Crazy Max spot out to the client by 5 o'clock. Copulate?

  Joe : Um, don't you mean... compute?

  Lance Rockett : No.

  Adam : Comprende?

  Lance Rockett : No.

  Joe : Capisch?

  Lance Rockett : That's it!

• Adam : You know what, Joe? When life tosses your salad, shove lemons or plums up it's ass!

  Joe : I have no idea what that means but now you're talking.

  Adam : Let's kill Candyman.