Holliston (TV Series)

Candyman: Part 1 (2012)

Nick Ballard: Kevin

Quotes 

• Kevin : Any luck finding an apartment yet?

  Corri : We might have actually found one but the asking price is a little high. Hopefully we find one soon though because living with my parents is...

  [Realizing Kevin is too distracted by his phone to possibly be listening to her] 

  Corri : ... getting out of hand. You know, with all of the drugs. And the sex swings. And the dog fighting in the basement. Which is where I think you got me pregnant. We're gonna have a baby. Surprise! You're a father! Wooo! Kevin? Kevin?

• Corri : Kevin! I'm pregnant!

  Kevin : No you're not.

  Corri : Well, what if I was?

  Kevin : But you're not so who cares?

  Corri : You know what? We're done.

  Kevin : But I haven't finished my pancakes.

• Kevin : Stop being emotional. Your period will be over in a few days.

  Corri : I am breaking up with you!

  [Slaps his hand away] 

  Kevin : Ow! Corri, every nurse wants to marry a doctor. Wasn't that the whole point in going to "nursing school'?

  Corri : Actually it was to learn anatomy so that I'd know an asshole when I saw one. Apparently I failed.

• Laura : Woah, you got served!

  Kevin : Oooh!

  Laura : No, actually... How about THEM apples?

  Kevin : Ahhh!

  Laura : No, actually... You got served!

  Kevin : Oooohhh!

  Laura : [Aside to Corri]  Why don't we like Kevin any more?

  Corri : Kevin who?

  Laura : Oh, man, his name wasn't "Kevin"? Who's the idiot?

  [Raises her hand] 

  Laura : Right here.