Holliston (TV Series)

Skunked (2012)

Joe Lynch: Joe

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Quotes 

• Adam : Welcome back to The Movie Crypt. I'm the better host, Adam.

  Joe : And I'm Academy Award winner, Joe.

  Adam : Academy Award winner of... bad... nothing... no.

• Adam : I call dibs on the shower first.

  Joe : Woah, woah, hold up... look at me.

  Adam : What?

  Joe : I have toxic blood all over me!

  Adam : You take forever.

  Joe : It's called "manscaping". You should try it some time, Afro Nuts.

  Adam : I'm not standing in your fluff.

• Adam : Axl!

  [Kissing sounds] 

  Joe : You know, maybe he'd feel more comfortable coming back to you if you didn't verbally sexually assault it.

  Adam : Are you sure that's him? Kind of looks like a...

  [Spray fills the shot] 

  Adam : ...skunk.

• Adam : Let's get our minds off of it. Talk about something else.

  Joe : OK. Remember the time in sixth grade when Scott Barnes threw up all over the ferris wheel? It was great! It was like bleeeeach!

  [Off of Adam's angry stare] 

  Joe : What?

  Adam : Something else.

• Adam : If we do die. Something I've never told anybody before. In fourth grade I punched Kyle Snodgrass in the face at recess.

  Joe : The Special Ed kid?

  Adam : He kept giving me nasty looks!

  Joe : He was blind!

  Adam : I know. But it was the only fight I ever won.

• Joe : What if the girls got into a horrible car accident?

  Adam : Way too serious of an event for the third episode.

  Joe : When did Jessie get addicted to speed?

  Adam : That was like season two episode nine.

  Joe : And when did Zac and Screech get into that drunk driving accident?

  Adam : Season four episode ten, dude.

  Joe : I guess you're right.

• Adam : Axl is still missing.

  Laura : Axl? He's in Joe's room. I locked him in there when I vacuumed earlier.

  Adam : What.

  Joe : We have a vacuum?

• Adam : The cops are here?

  Joe : Balls!

  Adam : What did you do?

  Joe : Nothing! Wait... Nothing!

  Adam : Did you pay that parking ticket?

  Joe : Uhhhh...

  [Passes out against the tub again]