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Laura : Where are we gonna find vinegar in Holliston at midnight?
Corri : Cumberland Farms is open 24 hours, right?
Laura : What time does Market BASKET open?
Corri : You mean MARKET Basket?
Laura : Market BASKET.
Corri : No the emphasis is on "market". MARKET Basket.
Laura : Market BASKET.
Corri : No, MARKET Basket.
Laura : Market BasKET.
Corri : MARKET, MARKET Basket.
Laura : Market, Market BASKET.
Corri : No, say "market". Market than Basket.
Laura : Market, Market BASKET.
Corri : It's MARKET Basket.
Laura : Market BASKET.
Corri : MARKET, MARKET, MARKET Basket!
Laura : Market, Market, Market BASKET.
Corri : Try whispering "basket".
Laura : Market
[whispered]
Laura : basket.
Corri : The emphasis isn't on "basket". Do you know what "emphasis" means?
Laura : No.
Corri : So say the first part loud.
Laura : MARKET LOUD.
Corri : What is this about? MARKET Basket. MARKET Basket.
Laura : Market BASKET.
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Clerk : So, uh, what are you ladies up to tonight?
Laura : Washing our Sarlacc Pits. What's your name?
Clerk : They didn't give me a name. I'm just "Clerk".
Corri : Really? That sucks for your credits.
Clerk : I know. But I figure when I update my resume I'll just make up a name. I was thinking Detective McManus.
Laura : Ooooh!
Corri : Detective? That's awesome. That totally sounds like a lead.
Clerk : Right?
Corri : Or at least a co-star.
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Laura : You said "vagina".
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Laura : This is profiling and you know it!
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Officer Duffy : OK, one more time. Who exactly are these "friends"?
Laura : [Crying] One of them is my boyfriend the other is her ex! Don't I get a last meal or something?
Officer Pappas : That's for people on death row.
Laura : Can I meet Morgan Freeman?
Officer Duffy : What?
Laura : I want my phone call! I get a phone call!
Officer Pappas : Ladies, you're not under arrest.
Corri : I'd like to speak to my lawyer.
Officer Pappas : Really? Let's call him up right now. What's that phone number?
Corri : Six one seven. Eight nine... twelve.
Officer Pappas : Twelve?
Officer Duffy : That's not even a number.
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Corri : This is ridiculous!
Laura : I told you we should have gone to Market BASKET!
Corri : MARKET Basket.
Laura : Market BASKET!
Corri : No, MARKET. Not Market BASKET. MARKET Basket.
Laura : Market BASKET!
Corri : No, whisper the Basket.
Laura : Market
[whispered]
Laura : basket!
Corri : No loud whispering! What's with the loud whispering? It's MARKET Basket!
Laura : Market BASKET!
Officer Duffy : Excuse me. The inflection would actually be on Market. So like MARKET Basket.
Corri : See? MARKET Basket. MARKET Basket.
Laura : Market BASKET!
Officer Pappas : [Slams his fist on the desk] God damnit! Where's the whore house? Where do you turn tricks?
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Laura : [Holding out her hands] I suggest you cuff us first so that we don't jump out and run like last time. And you might want to put a Hannibal Lechter mask on this one.
[Motioning to Corri]
Laura : She bites.
Corri : [to the police] Yeah, I don't know her.
Laura : Whatever Kaiser Soze.
Officer Duffy : Actually, it's Kaiser Soza.
Laura : Whatever, fuck
[Beeped out]
Laura : you.
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Officer Pappas : You know what obstruction of justice is?
Laura : You ever hear of wrongful detainment and sexual harassment?
[Puts Officer Pappas' hand on her breast]
Laura : Oh, Officer! I'm only fourteen!