Holliston (TV Series)

Weekend of Horrors: Part 1 (2012)

John Landis: John Landis

Quotes 

• Joe : Mr. Landis, we're actually making a movie and we wanted to give you the trailer that we're using to get funding.

  Adam : "Animal House" was awesome.

  [Does a John Belushi impression, jumping back and forth] 

  John Landis : Thank you for that.

  Adam : You did a really good job with that one.

  John Landis : Thanks. So what's your movie called, guys?

  Joe : It's called "Shinpads".

  John Landis : "Shinpads".

  Joe : "Shinpads."

  John Landis : "Shinpads."

  Adam : "Shinpads"!

  John Landis : Yeah, that's a terrible title. But, you know what, they told me that about "Kentucky Fried Movie" so go for it.

  Adam : "Kentucky Fried Movie" was awesome.

  John Landis : Thank you.

  Adam : You did a really good job with that one.

  Joe : Well, our movie is about an undead soccer team who rises from the grave to get revenge.

  John Landis : OK.

  Joe : And well, we uh made this trailer and wanted to give it to you to see what you thought. If that would be OK.

  [Pointing to DVD] 

  Joe : See, "Joe" and "Adam".

  John Landis : Sounds... good.

• Corri : What's up?

  John Landis : Hi, girls.

  Laura : You were such a dick to Han Solo.

  Adam : [Covering Laura's mouth]  I'm sorry, she's Mexican.

  Laura : Colombian!

  Adam : Whatever, it's the same thing.

  Corri : [to Joe in his wheelchair]  I'm not pushing you back to the car.

  [Waving to John Landis she breaks into the Michael Jackson "Thriller" dance and grabs her crotch] 

  Corri : He-He! You did a really good job with that one.

  Joe : [Stands up out of his wheelchair]  It was a pleasure meeting you, Sir.

  [He shakes John Landis' hand and exits, stopping to insult the Horror Fan behind him] 

  Joe : Dork!

  Person in crowd : Praise, Jesus! John Landis made that man walk!