R.L. Stine's the Haunting Hour (TV Series)

Stage Fright (2012)

Heather-Claire Nortey: Keri

Quotes 

• Keri : [Keri tells her concerns to the other cast members]  This is a cursed play. I heard about a school in Iowa who did it last year and the boy playing Hansel got beheaded. On stage.

• Keri : Huh?

  Jesse Marcheson as Father , Rayline , Lanie as Stepmother : [Through their gags]  HMMMPHLLLPPP! HMMMPPHLLPPPP!

  Keri : It's Ms. Browser, isn't it? She's always handing out treats and fattening us up! I have to stop her!

  [Turns away and starts to close door] 

  Jesse Marcheson as Father , Rayline , Lanie as Stepmother : HMMMPPHHHLLPPP! HMMMPPHHLLPPP!

• Jesse Marcheson as Father : [Frantically retreats backstage to search for a wood prop, which is missing]  Ms. Browser? Where's my wood, I can't find my wood! Wait, what are you doing?

  [Is smashed over head with wood] 

  Keri : Jesse? Are you back here?

  [Turns away to leave, with the piece of wood which has been abandoned on the floor] 

  The Witch : HA HA HA!

  [Evil laugh] 

  Jesse Marcheson as Father : [to Keri]  HHHHMMLLLPP! HHMMMLLPPP!

• Sam Morgan as Hansel : Look out, she's the Witch!

  Sam Morgan as Hansel : Hello, we're kind of trying to ACT, here!

  [Sarcastically] 

  Keri : No, Sam, I mean she's really the Witch! She tied up Jesse, and Lanie and Raylene! She's planning on eating them! GET HER!

• Keri : [Lightbulb bursts, causing sparks to fly and shatter the cast of the play]  I told you, this play is cursed.

  Rayline : It's probably just a bad bulb, Keri. Come back to reality.

  [the whole cast laughs at Keri] 

• Sam Morgan as Hansel , Michelle Adams as Tree : [to Keri]  HHHMMMPPLLLPPP! HHMMMPPLLLPPP!

  Keri : [to Sam and Michelle]  HHHMMPPPLLLPP! HMMMPPLLPP!

  The Witch : HA HA HA HA HA!

  [makes an evil laughing sound] 

• Keri : Lanie? Are you back here?

  Lanie as Stepmother : [through her gag]  HHMMPPLLLPPP! HHMMPPLLLPP!